Eat shit and bark at the moon, while you're at it, go fix me a turkey pot pie.

commandingofficers:

kissmejasontodd:

neverlands-littlesecret:

sugar-spice—and-everything-nice:

Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥

Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.

I can literally smell the cheap plastic
memories

I HAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PLASTICY GOD SENDS OF THE 90S - 2000S. MEMORIES 

dragonmaster345:

lazy mornings

dragonmaster345:

lazy mornings

  • i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
    me:
  • *everything fucks up*
    next day:
you-aint-bout-it:

certan:

mom chill they’re just cinnamon sticks

you-aint-bout-it:

certan:

mom chill they’re just cinnamon sticks

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

squid-in-a-party-hat:

I have no reason why. But here’s a picture of Eminem and Elton John holding hands.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

going to barnes & noble always gets my blood pumpin and reminds me im alive

irrreversibility:

boys cry
girls masturbate
boys can like pink and not be gay
girls can have short hair and not be a lesbian
boys can like ballet
girls can like video games
boys can be hot without a six pack
girls can be hot without a hairless body
boys can have hair down to their waists
girls can have stretch marks, curves and back fat

gender doesn’t determine what you can and cannot enjoy, what you can and cannot look like or what you can and cannot do

insight-jd:

▼ FREE ACID ▼

insight-jd:

▼ FREE ACID ▼

cabinporn:

Cabin in Big Sur, California.
Contributed by Shannon May Powell.

cabinporn:

Cabin in Big Sur, California.

Contributed by Shannon May Powell.

geoxxoo:

This bar didn’t get me high but it’s so cute :-)

geoxxoo:

This bar didn’t get me high but it’s so cute :-)

“Do things your future self will thank you for.”

– (via lushwisdom)

“You can tell so much about a person by the way they leave you.”

Redvers Bailey  (via nectarinejam)

This makes me think a lot

(via sunshine-years)